Pep Guardiola wins the first English battle between him and his nemesis, Jose Mourinho, but action on the pitch steals the headlines as Man City make United look like schoolboys, even with Claudio Bravo's European-inspired, seat-of-your-pants, goalkeeping. Leroy Fer of all people scored against Chelsea to help them get a draw against the London club, even if his goal could've been seen on the moon. And while West Ham's new home is a glorious piece of architecture, their football is crumbling as Watford beat them 4-2.
As well as that, moving to Liverpool was the biggest mistake of Mario Balotelli's life and Joe Hart did an impression of Claudio Bravo in his Torino debut.
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